The Sales Crime Policeman by David J. Rollins

Science Fiction / Humor / Romance

Date Published: November 19, 2013

 

The future is no place to fall in love. 

Amazing advances in technology have all but replaced relationships. People can purchase spouses programmed to their individual tastes and desires, anything from an aversion to expensive guilt gifts to perfumed flatulence. Attachments are even available for the more discriminating customers. Anyone can have anyone they want, as long as they don’t want someone who looks like someone else. That’s against the law. It could also make things a little awkward at social events.

For one man, technology is not enough. He is a Telepathic Vacuum Cleaner Salesperson Policeman, and he wants to fall in love with a real woman. Like most men, he is not perfect. He has no name. He had to give up that up when he became a policeman. He is terribly afraid of roller coasters. And he doesn’t have any attachments.

When he finds the woman of his dreams, she is not what he expected. Like most women, she doesn’t feel the same way about him. She has a spouse certified to be her perfect mate. And she is in prison. The policeman had her arrested, because she is one of the most wanted criminals in his world.

Now, the policeman has to choose between everything he is and everything he wants.

The future is no place to fall in love.

review2

I would rate this book 3 out of 5 fangs

This book is a little bit of both sci-fi and romance it starts off fast and up beat. But it starts to run a bit flat for me. It just seemed like it could have ended a few chapters sooner and it would have still been an OK book. The writing was well done and it kept you wondering what would happen next . There were a few editing issues but over all the book was OK. Very interesting concept, when the Telepathic Vacuum Cleaner Salesperson Policeman falls in love with a women. So he  has to make the choice of his job or the woman he loves. The jokes are quite funny, but they started to get old fast. The concept of this book was weird, and a bit more than i like.

*Reviewer for Paranormal Romance and Authors that Rock*

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/946045321?book_show_action=false

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David J. Rollins
David J. Rollins is a paralegal by day, husband by night, and sometimes finds time to write. As a young man, he had had different plans, but that’s the way life works out most of the time.
 
David has been writing since Seventh Grade. He started with the adventures of Super Pimp and his sidekick Squirt. His hero was Philip K. Dick, who strangely enough did not write about things like Pimps and Squirts. Like any fan, David wanted to follow in his hero’s footsteps. Unlike most fans, he wanted to follow them even after finding out that his hero, at one point in his life, was so poor that he resorted to eating dog food. What David lacked in aspirations, he made up for in determination.
 
From those humble beginnings, David became the man he is today. He is happier than he ever thought he would be and is living a life he never imagined in his wildest dreams. And that’s the way David’s life worked out. He was and is very lucky.
 
As further proof of his luck, David has lost every one of the stories about Super Pimp and his sidekick Squirt. He has also never had to eat dog food. 

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