My Coyote Ugly Life by Jessica Spoon

Synopsis
“How on earth do I get myself in these situations? I swear it’s like a never-ending bad dream. One of all my mistakes that continuously bite me in my size ten ass.”
Azaria ‘Ree’ Gable had her one experience with heartbreak and that was enough for her. She’s perfectly satisfied with her ‘One Month Rule’ and doesn’t need her life changing anytime soon.
When circumstances take her back home, she learns things have changed…
A lot…
First and foremost being with the complete and astonishing overhaul and revamp of the Belton Police Department, where apparently the application was changed to state ‘Ugly Men Need Not Apply’ and the only requirement is ‘How Well Do You Look In This Uniform?’
Ree unexpectedly catches the eye of the new ‘gina-quiver inducing Chief of Police Grayson Cole, which starts an endless game of cat and mouse.
Will Ree let go of her misconceptions about relationships and allow Grayson to show her how beautiful life can really be?
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Excerpt
See, this is what annoys me. I don’t care
if a guy is checking me out. Not tonight anyway. I’m just here to say goodbye
to people I’ve come to love over the years. This night isn’t about getting laid
and after this morning I feel that I need to tone it back. The ‘clingers’ are
just getting too frequent. 
I think all of this in the second it
takes me to turn my head (like I’m just looking around the bar) and then my
eyes lock on a delicious slice of heaven sent straight from the Gods. And he is
looking right at me. I try to keep my composure, but my body’s reaction to him
is instantaneous. Everything tightens. Especially my super-secret places. 
Even sitting I can tell that he’s tall,
very tall, has short dark hair that stands up in different directions, like he
runs his hands through it a lot. His jaw is perfectly square and clean shaven;
his nose straight, with what appears to be a slight bump on the bridge that
adds character to his face. His body is lean and clearly defined in a maroon
shirt that is tight around his arms, chest and shoulders. His skin is a golden
tan color, and somehow I can tell that he must work outside a lot. He doesn’t
seem the type to lay in a tanning bed. His legs look long and powerful in a
pair of faded jeans that had to have been designed just for him. He may be
fully clothed, but I can tell that he is an exquisite package of pure
muscle. 
His eyes lazily work their way up my
body, causing me to shiver, until they stop to look into mine. I can feel
myself panting, like a dog in heat, and I would be embarrassed if it wasn’t for
the fact that he obviously notices, and a slow, sexy, half grin spreads across
his face. 
I immediately take back every negative
thing I have ever said about half grins in my life. They are the sexiest
fucking things God ever deemed necessary to give to man. My ‘gina agrees whole
heartedly as it begins to (literally) quiver.
After a few minutes in Swoonville, I
decide that my night of ‘no sex’ was just a delusional thought, during a weak
moment. I turn back to my friends, smile at them, pick up my drink and walk
towards the bar. I don’t feel bad about not saying goodbye to them; they know
how it is.
I sidle up to the bar and take a seat
next to him, surprised it isn’t already taken, and lift my bottle of beer up
towards the bartender, like that was my purpose for coming over here in the
first place. I can see his smile deepen through my peripheral vision. Well, at
least he’s not dense and can figure out what I’m doing. Hopefully, he plays
along…
The bartender brings my beer and sets it
down in front of me. I reach in my pocket to pull out money, but Mr. Sexy Half
Grin places a five on the bar stating, “I’ve got it.” Thank God
I turn to him and smile, “Thanks.”
He turns his body towards me and smiles,
full on. No half smile. Just a full playful smile and I’m pretty sure my vagina
has a seizure. 
“Well, that’s the way the game is played,
right?” he asks me straight out. How rude!
“You know, you shouldn’t point it out,” I
inform him. “It’s rude and could wound my girlie pride.”
He chuckles, annnd… another seizure for
my ‘gina. 
“I have a feeling you can take it,” he
says lifting his beer to his mouth.
Yeah, I can take it. I could take it
all. 
Wow. Those lips are fucking sexy. Like,
sexy, sexy. World Peace could be made with those lips. 
“What’s your name?” he asks me.
“Ree,” I reach out my hand to shake his.
“Ree?” he asks grabbing my hand, not
shaking it. Just holding it, making electricity shoot up my arm. 
“Yeah,” I sigh, exhausted from having to
explain this to everyone I meet, “It’s short for Azaria.”
“That’s a beautiful name,” he says in all
seriousness and my eyes widen incredulously, “What’s wrong with it?”
“It’s ridiculous. My parents must have
been high when they named me,” I explain, what I think is, unnecessarily; my
mind

 

notices that he is still holding my hand and I
don’t even care.
  “What’s your name?” I
ask him. 

 

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review2
5 Fangs
At 27, Azaria Elle Gable (Ree) thinks she has her life figured out.  She has 3 other siblings who are happily settled down, most with kids.  Ree knows that is not the life for her, despite what her mother thinks.  After having her heart broken when she was young, Ree decides one night stands and short-term relationships are the way for her to go.  She has a One Month Rule.  After dating for a month, it’s over, no ifs, ands or buts about it.  Since Ree figures guys are only after one thing anyway, she’s determined (really determined) not to give them a chance to break her heart.  If it’s a one night stand, Ree likes to slip away before the guy even wakes up.  With her mother needing help at home due to medical reasons, Ree moves back home help out, albeit in her own place.   Although she loves the city way of life, it is nice to be back in her small hometown, even if temporarily.  Since Ree works out of her home as a graphic designer, her work won’t suffer, and she really loves her mom.  Enter Grayson Cole, the Belton Chief of Police, totally hot and sexy, in and out of uniform.  Ree knows she’s in trouble due to her strong attraction to Grayson and sets out to run hard and fast.  Nuh-uh, Grayson is having none of it and pursues her harder and faster.  It is hot, hot, HOT.  The hilarious antics of Ree and long-time friends, Dakota and Malia, their interactions with Grayson’s deputies, all of whom look great in a uniform, Ree’s family (especially her matchmaking mother who has exceptionally bad timing), and the busybody townspeople, will have you laughing out loud.  As Grayson continually told Ree, “You’re a goof”.  Yes, she definitely was that, and a totally lovable one, without a filter.   When tragedy strikes, Ree has to decide what she really wants out of life to ultimately make her happy.  My Coyote Ugly Life is an exceptionally well-written novel.  I found it hard to put down, as I was just enjoying the characters way too much.  It was like opening the window and letting in the fresh air on a cool summer day.  If there are going to be more “Belton” books out, I will be hot on the trail of the next “Holy Grail”.
MeetTheAuthor
My first book, Darkness Deserved, released July/2013. It is the first book in the Shattering the Darkness Series.
I’m crazy and love my friends, family and booze. Yes. Booze. (Don’t judge me.)
I used to never read when I was growing up. My mother always tried to get me to read and I wanted no part in it. I figured why read when it’s going to be a movie. (Yes, like I said crazy.)
Well a few years ago I jumped on the Twilight band wagon. I’ve always loved supernatural movies and when I saw the previews I knew I wanted to see it. And see it I did. I immediately went out and bought the books and became hooked.
They came to me at a very special time in my life.
I discovered I loved to read and found my nitch in the paranormal and romance genre. I started a book club with a cousin and all of a sudden these thoughts kept assaulting my brain.
So I wrote them down. Then, deciding that I wanted to write, I contacted some wonderfully amazing women who helped me through the process. This is the result.
I love Breccan and Harper and hope you all do as well. The book is dark and graphic. It pushes the boundaries and will make you cry, (hopefully) laugh and (hopefully) fall in love.




 

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