Interviewing Storm.

An Interview with STORM

Storm sits in the big leather chair in my studio. He stretches his legs out straight in a mock pose of nonchalance hoping to make me believe he’s not nervous. He looks around the room because he’s never been to the new house.

Victoria: How are you?

Storm: Okay. You?

Victoria: Good as gold. You want something?

Storm: You’re the one who brought me here. I assume you want something.

Victoria: I mean to drink, maybe? Coffee?

Storm: He looks perturbed. No. I don’t want coffee. I want you to say you haven’t called me in to let me know you’re about to run my family through another wringer.

Victoria: No. I’m sorry if that’s what you thought. You were needlessly concerned.

Storm: Then why am I here?

Victoria: You know you’ve managed to escape giving an interview for almost three years. It’s simply your turn.

Storm: My turn.

Victoria: People love you and want to hear what you have to say.

Storm: They can hear what I have to say in the books.

Victoria: Well, that’s true, but in the books you’re reacting to various circumstances. Here you can decide what to talk about.

Storm: Well. That is novel.

Victoria: Grins. Funny.

Storm: Are you sick?

Victoria: Well, yeah, as a matter of fact. I went to this author conference in Austin and came back with this awful cold thing. Breathing used to be easy.

Storm: You look bad.

Victoria: Thanks. Have you been taking honesty lessons from Ram?

Storm: I didn’t mean you look bad that way.

Victoria: Well, that’s a relief. So what’s been on your mind?

Storm: Same thing as always. I want take my wife home to the villa and never have to leave there again. Never have to think about vampire or hunting or anything Black Swan.

Victoria: Hmmm.

Storm: You know we all hate it when you do that.

Victoria: Do what?

Storm: When you say ‘hmmm’. Don’t play dumb.

Victoria: I’m not playing dumb. I’m sick. And I promised to have this interview finished before Thursday. You could take a little of the burden. Broad shoulders and all that.

Storm: He barked out a laugh. You’re the one who wants the interview. I’m happy to just sit here and pet the dog.

Victoria: Yawns.

Storm: Looks like you’re the one who needs coffee.

Victoria: You can’t feed germs coffee.

Storm: Why not?

Victoria: Because it would be bad.

Storm: You have some odd ideas.

Victoria: So do you.

Storm: Like what?

Victoria: Like thinking that grape farming is fun.

Storm: He gapes. It’s not farming. Growing grapes destined to become wine is an art form. You should try it. You ought to see the place in February when the mustard is in bloom. Yellow and green as far as the eye can see until the land drops off to the Pacific. There’s nothing like seeing little green buds starting to peek out of sticks in the spring time. It’s the closest thing to godliness that I can imagine.

Victoria: Sounds kind of poetic.

Storm: Call it what you want. It’s the opposite of vampire hunting. In every way including the fact that you do it in the daytime. And it’s what I want to do. When are you going to let me go home and stay there?

Victoria: Litha says you want more children.

Storm: She told you that?

Victoria: Yes.

Storm: We do, but you have to release me from vampire hunting first. I’m not getting any younger you know. If I keep going out, sooner or later I’m not going to be fast enough to get out of the way of a fang or a torn fingernail. Then what are you gonna tell your readers. If you think they were mad about Carnal…

Victoria: I know. I hear you. I really do. I’ll work on it.

Storm: Can I go now?

Victoria: All right.

Storm: You need to go to bed anyway.

Victoria: Okay. Later.

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